The latest film in the Jurassic Franchise opened
yesterday. Dutifully, I marched to the theater
to see the elephant. JWFK pleases on
many different levels. The film makers
should be commended for including actual dinosaurs in their dinosaur movie this
time. The mind recoils in horror at the
memory of deadly hybrid whatchamacallits run amok in JW. Imagine my surprise to find my Facebook feed
overflowing with all manner of savage complaints. There was peace for only three short years,
and now the drooling musings of the scientific-accuracy fanatics boils over
into my dinosaur Elysium. By far the shrillest
complaint I read was about feathers.
Tyrannosaurus Rex had feathers, velociraptor had feathers, on and on, and on. Let’s put our dinosaur movies into perspective,
shall we?
Sinosauropteryx (1996) |
The paleontological report of feathers on a dinosaur dates
to 1861 and the German discovery of archaeopteryx. However, the first discover of fossil
evidence on a non-avian dinosaur was not made until 1996 with the description
of Sinosauropteryx. If we contrast the
timeline of discoveries of feather impressions with the timeline of asset
development described in Jurassic Park (the novel,) and Jurassic Park (the
film) it is instantly discernible why our dinosaur friends in JP, LWJP, JW, and
JWFK do not have feathers.
The novel Jurassic Park, in the last paragraph of the first
section date the events of book as August 1989.
The first film was released June 11, 1993. If we are to assume that the animals in both
the book and/or the film were not created overnight then we could reasonably
argue that the work of creating these animals took place no less than two or
three years before the events described.
Therefore, Ingen created the original dinosaurs for Jurassic Park
sometime 1987 and 1990 depending on what source you choose to consider canonical. This also means that the creation of the
Jurassic Park dinosaurs predates the discovery of feathers on non-avian
dinosaurs by at least 6 years. While it
may rankle the captains of scientific-accuracy, without a time-traveling DeLorean,
there is no possible way to make the visual “science” of a film reflect a discovery
that will not happen for another 6-years.
Richard Owen |
Dinner in the Iguanodon |
The problem with Mantell, Owen, and all the other early
paleontologists is that their discoveries look like the worst kind of cryptozoological
bunk science we have ever seen. The best,
most open and forward thinking scientific minds of the 1800s could not conceive
of an animal that did not fit their preexisting prejudices and assumptions about
life on this planet. The consequence is
the creation of the models of Iguanodon at the Crystal Palace Park in the
1850s. Despite the fossil evidence
surrounding them, the anatomical models look like some kind of farcical chimera
with the body of a bulldog and the head of an alligator. Everyone loved them. In fact, on the 31st of December,
1853, the scientists had themselves a celebratory dinner inside one of the
models to congratulate themselves on their achievement (except for Gideon
Martell who dropped dead in November of 1852 and was regrettably unable to make
the event.)
Now that we have sobered up, our dinosaurs have a relaxed
stance that does not require their spines be broken and placed in absurd positions. In each iteration the depictions of dinosaurs
have dutifully followed the skeletal mounts as described by the minds of
science. Rudolf Zallinger’s 1925 mural
that adorns the Great Hall of the Yale Peabody Museum extends this stiff legged
nonsense to all the other dinosaurs, and not just Iguanodon. The images reflecting these scientific
realities are so poor we blush that children might accidentally see them and be
scarred in some unspeakable way. So,
what does this have to do with feathers, and Jurassic Park? The dinosaurs of the Jurassic Franchise are
the entirely natural evolution of a cultural process that has been taking place
since the 1820s when western civilization first started to take notice of these
strange things buried in the ground. Part One. V1.N1
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